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It is the time to make you laugh on your face. so don't hesitate to laugh.
We will try to make some fun here. Hope you will enjoy it and also we will try to accept users who can also post some comedy here.
Actually website is related to the Home Town Lyari and the area is Bihar Colony. So it doen't mean that we will not post or comments about our area, yes we will.

Quote:
Master ne aik larkay se kaha, Saleem tumhein sharam aani chahiye tum ne math main 100 main se 1 number liya hai.
Yeh sun kar saleem ne badi masoomiyat se kaha, Master saab aap hi tou kaha karte thay ke Zero ki koi ehmiyat nahi hoti.

so Let's have some more Funs.
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Zulfi bechara

Zulfi ne apne dost Arif ko bataya.

Maine shadi is liye kit hi ke sham ko ghar pohnchne 
par akela ghar kaat khane ko dorta hai.

Dost ne pocha: “phir ab kaunsi pareshani hai?”

Zulfi ne jawab diya:

“Ab dono kaat khane ko dortey hain.”

Afeemi jadu

Aik afeemi kafi der se apne ghar ka taala kholne ki koshish kar raha tha,

lekin nashey main ziadati ki waja se hath kanp rahe they aur

chaabi taaley main nahi ja rahi thi.

Us ke kareeb hi aik admi khada tha jo iski harkat dekh raha tha

woh admi aagay badha aur bola:

“Lahiye Janab main taala khol doon.”

Afeemi ne us ki taraf dekha aur bola:

“Taala to main khol longa, bas aap zara ghar ko pakrey rahein.”

Zameen gol hai.

Ustaad ne Viva Test main aik shagird se pocha:

“Sabit karo ke zameen gol hai?”

Shagird ne jawab kuch yun diya:

“Hainak (Glasses) laga kar dekhein to zameen 

gol hai, Maslan(for example) mera sir bhi gol hai, 

kharboza bhi gol hai aur janab anda(egg) bhi gol hai.”

Ustaad ne kaha:

“Hainak(Glasses laga kar dekho to Number bhi gol hai.(0)”

Tea ki kahani

Tariq apne dost se:

“Yaar! Agar kisi Station par Train sirf aik minute 

ke liye rukti ho aur wahan kisi musafir ka dil 

chai (Tea) peni ko chahey to usay kya karma chahiye?”

Dost ne foran jawab diya:

“Guard ko sath le jana chahiye.”

Insulting Saif

Moin:

“Kyun Saif! Sooraj kis taraf se nikalta hai?”

Saif (bada sa mu bana ke):

“Yeh to tum kisi bewakuf se bhi pocho gay to bata dega.”

Moin:

“Isiliye tum se poch raha hon.”

Husband Wife

Shohar ne apni biwi se pocha:

“Kya aaj tum ne mera cot nahi jaadha tha?”

Biwi ne jawab diya:

“Jaadha tha, par aap itni bay yaqeeni se kyun poch rahe ho?”

Shohar ne jawab diya:

“Us main subha  So(100) Rupaiye ka note chor gaya tha aur woh ab bhi mojood hai.”

Heera Peri

Adnan aik dukaan’dar se udhar liya karta tha, us ne dukaan’dar se kaha:

“So(100) Rupaiye ka khulla dena”

Dukhan’dar ne So(100) rupaiye ka khulla de kar So(100) ka note manga to,

Adnan ne kaha:

“Khatey main likh dena”

Hoshiyar Bacha.

Do bachey apas main baat kar rahe they.

Pehla Bacha: “Tumhari umer kitni hai?”

Dosra Bacha: “Mujhe maloom nahi ke main chaar(four) saal ka hon ya paanch(five) ka!”

Pehla Bacha: “Kya tum larkiyon ke saath bahir ghomtey ho?”

Dosra Bacha: “Nahi!”

Pehla Bacha: “Thab tum chaar(four) saal ke ho.”

Tez Wakeel

New York mein qatal ho gaya, Qatil ne apne wakeel ko jawabi telegram diya ke:

“Meri madad ko aao, aaj subha main aik shaks ko qatal kar diya hai.”

Wakeel ne foran jawab diya:

“Gabraney ki zarurat nahi hai, main aaj sham hi do(two) chashm’deed (eye witness) gawa’on ke sath pohnch raha hon.”

Chachcha ka rona.

Beta apne walid se:

“Abbu hum bhi chachcha jaan ke sath hospital jayen gay.”

Walid ne kaha:

“Arey miyaan! Woh to daant(teeth) nikalwane ja rahe hain, tum kya karne jaogay?”

Betey ne masoomiyat se kaha:

“Chachcha ko rotey howay dekhne.”