Husband Wife

Shohar ne apni biwi se pocha:

“Kya aaj tum ne mera cot nahi jaadha tha?”

Biwi ne jawab diya:

“Jaadha tha, par aap itni bay yaqeeni se kyun poch rahe ho?”

Shohar ne jawab diya:

“Us main subha  So(100) Rupaiye ka note chor gaya tha aur woh ab bhi mojood hai.”