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Akhbaar farosh akhbaar baichte huye: 

Taza khabar aik alam-naak haadsa, hairat angeez khabar sirf aik rupaiye main parheye.

Umer(gabra kar): kya ho gaya ?

Akhbaar farosh: kal chaar pahiye aik gaadhi(car) ke neche aa gaye.