Shagird ho to aisa

Ustad : Jo dus paise maine tehzaab main dhaaley hain kya woh dhob jayein gay?

Shagird : Nahi Janab.

Ustad : Shabash! bhala woh kaise?

Shagird : Janab agar inke dhobne ka zara bhi imkaan hota tou aap issey tehzaab main kabhi na dhaaltey.


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