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It is the time to make you laugh on your face. so don't hesitate to laugh.
We will try to make some fun here. Hope you will enjoy it and also we will try to accept users who can also post some comedy here.
Actually website is related to the Home Town Lyari and the area is Bihar Colony. So it doen't mean that we will not post or comments about our area, yes we will.

Quote:
Master ne aik larkay se kaha, Saleem tumhein sharam aani chahiye tum ne math main 100 main se 1 number liya hai.
Yeh sun kar saleem ne badi masoomiyat se kaha, Master saab aap hi tou kaha karte thay ke Zero ki koi ehmiyat nahi hoti.

so Let's have some more Funs.
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Thanks for your support.

Zulfi bechara

Zulfi ne apne dost Arif ko bataya.

Maine shadi is liye kit hi ke sham ko ghar pohnchne 
par akela ghar kaat khane ko dorta hai.

Dost ne pocha: “phir ab kaunsi pareshani hai?”

Zulfi ne jawab diya:

“Ab dono kaat khane ko dortey hain.”

Afeemi jadu

Aik afeemi kafi der se apne ghar ka taala kholne ki koshish kar raha tha,

lekin nashey main ziadati ki waja se hath kanp rahe they aur

chaabi taaley main nahi ja rahi thi.

Us ke kareeb hi aik admi khada tha jo iski harkat dekh raha tha

woh admi aagay badha aur bola:

“Lahiye Janab main taala khol doon.”

Afeemi ne us ki taraf dekha aur bola:

“Taala to main khol longa, bas aap zara ghar ko pakrey rahein.”

Zameen gol hai.

Ustaad ne Viva Test main aik shagird se pocha:

“Sabit karo ke zameen gol hai?”

Shagird ne jawab kuch yun diya:

“Hainak (Glasses) laga kar dekhein to zameen 

gol hai, Maslan(for example) mera sir bhi gol hai, 

kharboza bhi gol hai aur janab anda(egg) bhi gol hai.”

Ustaad ne kaha:

“Hainak(Glasses laga kar dekho to Number bhi gol hai.(0)”

Tea ki kahani

Tariq apne dost se:

“Yaar! Agar kisi Station par Train sirf aik minute 

ke liye rukti ho aur wahan kisi musafir ka dil 

chai (Tea) peni ko chahey to usay kya karma chahiye?”

Dost ne foran jawab diya:

“Guard ko sath le jana chahiye.”

Insulting Saif

Moin:

“Kyun Saif! Sooraj kis taraf se nikalta hai?”

Saif (bada sa mu bana ke):

“Yeh to tum kisi bewakuf se bhi pocho gay to bata dega.”

Moin:

“Isiliye tum se poch raha hon.”

Husband Wife

Shohar ne apni biwi se pocha:

“Kya aaj tum ne mera cot nahi jaadha tha?”

Biwi ne jawab diya:

“Jaadha tha, par aap itni bay yaqeeni se kyun poch rahe ho?”

Shohar ne jawab diya:

“Us main subha  So(100) Rupaiye ka note chor gaya tha aur woh ab bhi mojood hai.”

Heera Peri

Adnan aik dukaan’dar se udhar liya karta tha, us ne dukaan’dar se kaha:

“So(100) Rupaiye ka khulla dena”

Dukhan’dar ne So(100) rupaiye ka khulla de kar So(100) ka note manga to,

Adnan ne kaha:

“Khatey main likh dena”

Hoshiyar Bacha.

Do bachey apas main baat kar rahe they.

Pehla Bacha: “Tumhari umer kitni hai?”

Dosra Bacha: “Mujhe maloom nahi ke main chaar(four) saal ka hon ya paanch(five) ka!”

Pehla Bacha: “Kya tum larkiyon ke saath bahir ghomtey ho?”

Dosra Bacha: “Nahi!”

Pehla Bacha: “Thab tum chaar(four) saal ke ho.”

Tez Wakeel

New York mein qatal ho gaya, Qatil ne apne wakeel ko jawabi telegram diya ke:

“Meri madad ko aao, aaj subha main aik shaks ko qatal kar diya hai.”

Wakeel ne foran jawab diya:

“Gabraney ki zarurat nahi hai, main aaj sham hi do(two) chashm’deed (eye witness) gawa’on ke sath pohnch raha hon.”

Chachcha ka rona.

Beta apne walid se:

“Abbu hum bhi chachcha jaan ke sath hospital jayen gay.”

Walid ne kaha:

“Arey miyaan! Woh to daant(teeth) nikalwane ja rahe hain, tum kya karne jaogay?”

Betey ne masoomiyat se kaha:

“Chachcha ko rotey howay dekhne.”

Platform par rail ka intezar

Sajid platform par khada tha ke gaurd ko dekh kar usne pocha.

Karachi se ane wali train kab ayegi?

Guard ne jawab diya: dus bajey.

guard jane laga tou Sajid ne kaha G zara suniye jo lahore se ane wali hai woh kitne baje ayegi?

Guard ne jawab diya: 11 bajey.

guard jane laga tou sajid ne phir rok kar pocha aur queeta se ane wali train kab ayegi?

Guard ne tang aa kar gussay se pocha: tumhein jana kahan hai?

Sajid ne Masoomiyat se jawab diya: G mujhe railway line paar karni hai.

Abbu laye motorcar

Lihaza ab aapki kidmat main ek choti si bachchi ki kahani unki apni zubani biyaan ki jaa rahi hai. tou mulaiza farmaye.

Aik choti si larki ne umer main pehli bar motorcar dekhi tou apne abbu se mukhatib ho kar boli:

Abba jan dekhein tou ghodey pata nahi kidher bhaag gaye hain, bichari motorcar unki talash main mari mari phir rahi hai.

Mera ghoda bemisal

Adeel ghoda(horse) kharidne ke liye bazar gaya,
ghoday ke malik ne ghoday ki khoobiyan ginwatey huye kaha.

yeh ghoda kitna sehat mand hai lekin teen baras ka hai aur bagair rukhey 12 miles daudta hai.

Adeel: Bhai mujhe maaf karna mujhe yeh ghoda nahi chahiye kyunki mere ghar se mere khaiton ka fasla 10 miles hai,
lihaza mujhe 2 miles rozana wapas ana parega.

Breaking News

Akhbaar farosh akhbaar baichte huye: 

Taza khabar aik alam-naak haadsa, hairat angeez khabar sirf aik rupaiye main parheye.

Umer(gabra kar): kya ho gaya ?

Akhbaar farosh: kal chaar pahiye aik gaadhi(car) ke neche aa gaye.

Nokar baychara

Aik wakeel saab ki adat thi ke apne mulazim ko lecture bohat detey they aur than'kuwa kam dete they.

Aik martaba wakeel saab ke aik dost pass baithe they aur mulazim bhag bhag kar kaam kar raha tha.

Dost ne is ki mutahidi se mutasir ho kar pocha ke tumhari than'kuwa kitni hai?

Mulazim ne jawab diya.

80 rupaiye na'qad aur 120 rupaiye kanooni mashwaro'n ki shakal main.


hoho.....

Janwar se badi Mohabbat hai

Umer Chir'ya ghar(Zoo) main aik pinjarey key saamne kadhay ho kar bole:

Assalam O'Alaikum, Haa'thi saab.

Pass hi aik dost khara tha woh jhut se bola:

Umer yeh haa'thi nahi bhaid'ya hai.

Umer ne gar'dan hila kar kaha:

Yaar mujhe bhi pata hai yeh reech hai main tou yunhi is ka dil behla raha tha.


wah.wah...

Shagird ho to aisa

Ustad : Jo dus paise maine tehzaab main dhaaley hain kya woh dhob jayein gay?

Shagird : Nahi Janab.

Ustad : Shabash! bhala woh kaise?

Shagird : Janab agar inke dhobne ka zara bhi imkaan hota tou aap issey tehzaab main kabhi na dhaaltey.


hehe...

Chalis baras ki Biwi

Ramiz aur unki baigum sham ke waqt aik park main chehl qadmi kar rahe they.

Achanak baigum rukh gayi aur boli,

"Log pata nahi kyun mujhe 40 baras ki samajte hain, kya ap bhi aise hi sochte hain?"

Ramiz ne jawab diya,

"Bilkul nahi ! 40 baras ki kabhi tum howa karti thi."


hahahaha...

Post Master Babu

Aik Sardar Letter Box main Letter dalne ja rahe they ke achanak tez hawa chal pari.

Hawa ka aik tex jhonka aya aur Sardar ke hath se Letter udha kar le gaya.

Sardar pehle to Letter ke peche daudhey.

Magar jab unho ne dekha ke Letter hath main nahi ayega to rukh kar bole,

"Chalo jaane do, Hawai Daak se pohnch jayega."


Hahaha

Acha Nishana Hai

Aik shikaari bohat boodha ho gaya,
Yahan thak ke us ki nazar intehayi kamzor ho gayi thi lekin shikaar ka shoq joo'n ka too'n tha,

Aik din shikaar ke liye apne dost waqar ke sath gaya, aik goli(bullet) us ne thaak kar chalayi.

Phir apne dost waqar se pocha,

"Main ne jis janwar par goli chalayi hai usay kya kehte hain?"

Waqar ne jawab diya,

"Janab us janwar ko darakht (a tree) kehte hain...


Hehe.Keke.

Shadi Ki Saalgira

Shadi ki duswein saalgira par baighum ne Shohar se kaha,

"Murgiyon ke darbay main se aik murgi nikal kar zibah kar lo thake shadi ki saalgira ke liye murg phulao puk jaye.

Shohar ne mu banate huye kaha,

"Dus saal pehle jo galati hui thi us ka intehqam murgi se lena acha nahi lagta."

Hehehe....